You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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