dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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