problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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