Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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