You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
