I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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