New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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