problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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