I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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