Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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