I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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