if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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