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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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