is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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