are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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