Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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