I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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