I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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