I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
do herpes really smell.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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