If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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