He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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