why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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