haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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