How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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