He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
we should paint friendship bongs
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