I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You are a genius and a whore.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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