is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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