so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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