Apparently you make a good broom.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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