My cat gives me a boner
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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