3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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