so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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