hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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