you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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