Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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