He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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