It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
wow bdsm is so cute
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