Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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