We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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