Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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