Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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