I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
