Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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