If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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