That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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