I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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