she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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