I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
