Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I understand Curling. That high.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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