"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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