They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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