so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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