Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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