normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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