Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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