My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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